besiclometer

/bɛˌsɪkˈlɒmɪtər/

Definitions

1. noun

A hypothetical unit of measurement for the rate of bicycle riding, often used in a humorous or satirical context.

“The cyclist’s incredible besiclometer was clocked at over 30 miles per hour on the steep hill.”

Synonyms

  • speedometer
  • velocity

Antonyms

  • brake
  • slowpoke